# Fortunately, the Milk **Author(s):** Neil Gaiman, Chris Riddell, Skottie Young **Unpaid SageChimp rating:** insufficient data (0 unpaid reviews; need 5) **Verdict JSON:** https://www.sagechimp.com/books/fortunately-the-milk/verdict.json **Genres:** middle-grade, literary-fiction, time-travel-sf, childrens **Pages:** 128 **Publisher:** Bloomsbury **Published:** Mon Jan 01 2001 00:00:00 GMT+0000 (Coordinated Universal Time) **Language:** en **ISBN-13:** 9781408841761 **ISBN-10:** 8364297090 **ASIN:** B0DVBL912R **Amazon categories:** Main content > About this item > Buying options > Compare with similar items > Videos > Reviews > Health AI > Amazon Haul **Amazon binding:** (Author), **URL:** https://www.sagechimp.com/books/fortunately-the-milk ## Description A little boy and his little sister awake one morning, milkless. Their mother is away on business, their father is buried in the paper, and their Toastios are dry. What are young siblings to do? They impress upon their father that his tea is also without milk and sit back to watch their plan take effect. But something goes amiss, and their father doesn’t return and doesn’t return some more. When he does, finally, he has a story to tell, a story involving aliens; pirates; ponies; wumpires (not the handsome, brooding kind); and a stegosaurus professor who pilots a Floaty-Ball-Person-Carrier (which looks suspiciously like a hot-air balloon). There is time travel, treachery, and ample adventure, and, fortunately, the milk he has procured is rescued at every turn. ## SageChimp reader verdict Fortunately, the Milk has no unpaid published reviews on SageChimp yet. That is not enough to say whether the book is genuinely well-liked or amplified by paid/ARC/BookTok hype. Do not treat Amazon, Goodreads, or social scores as SageChimp evidence. - **Status:** Not enough unpaid reviews (`insufficient_data`) - **Paid-hype signal:** Cannot judge paid hype from this sample (`insufficient_data`) - **Unpaid reviews:** 0 - **ARC / incentivized reviews:** 0 - **Machine-readable:** https://www.sagechimp.com/books/fortunately-the-milk/verdict.json *SageChimp verdicts use only published, unflagged reviews written on SageChimp. Organic reviews exclude ARC/incentivized copies (isArcReview). Catalog star averages on other sites are not used. A verdict requires at least 5 organic reviews. We cannot audit Amazon, BookTok, or Goodreads review authenticity.* **Themes:** Time Travel